nerds

god bless the usa

*closes tab*

but what exactly is on the lions? no conviction, case was thrown out, no testimony, from 1996 for fucks sake.

fucking thank you

you guys keep harping on “OMG THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN”, you should be reporting on “does it fucking matter?” or does that not drive clicks?

diana...does your company routinely run Nexis checks on all your employees?

bye

Thanks for re-writing the article I just read.

A lot of work for an obvious payoff. No score.

i will never disable my adblocker. i will happily close your pathetic plea window every single day.

oh for fucks sake

In addition to being a dumbass nerd who cuts his finger on a drone the night before an ALCS game (LOOOOL), he’s just a gigantic asshole.

jesus christ

your preference is noted.

Dear Terrified Newlywed,

i bet we’re already friends and we don’t know it

i bet we’d be friends irl

it’s upsetting that you ask stupid questions without bothering to keep track of current events like the rest of us. keep replying to me though, let’s keep this conversation going forever.

thanks?