thx for the context

He works long hours and seems to subsist solely on Starbucks, his drink of choice the grande vanilla latte with two-percent milk and, according to one former staffer, 12 pumps of syrup.

hey samer don’t quit your day job

turrible

yeah i never thought about it before but you’re right. put some fucking work in!

Can’t help but notice Deadspin’s failure to cover Barstool’s recent $100m valuation

ugh who cares

fuck windy

dwight schrute looking face ass

lol

Hot White Take is insulted

hey rusty? you’re ugly.

not in that way it wasn’t. you keep tweeting hashtags though, let me know how that goes.

yeah that’ll work

exactly.

I watched the 1st video

They’re jerks, she’s an idiot, everyone sucks, what’s new?

i don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, twitter threads are THE WORST

posted 5:58p

lol that won’t happen