Every time Deadspin tries to create content an angel loses its wings.

We have ourselves a Michigander

Nah, Little Cesars is GARRRRRRRBAAAAHHHGGGEEEE. Papa Johns is decent. You are wrong, sir. Good day.

hahahahahahahahaha

you guys are the dad rock of the internet.

No shit pal.

Man Barstool really dodged a bullet by not hiring you.

What’s your point?

Teens, dude. Teens.

Wow! Great work relating that one news story to another. So clever.

Wrong sport. Also, no.

This looks...bad.

What a waste of a post

+1 for sobriety +1 for jackie jormp jomp

where I not only have to make small talk with people from Deadspin

It definitely took at least 1 moment to reply to me bud

200 total views? Yikes guys.

You have always been my least-favorite commenter.

So is there a better time to lay someone off? At least they’re providing bonuses, severance and continuation of health care, I would guess at least through the end of the year. Get off your high horse.

This whole thing is sssssuch a blatant attempt to emulate/catch up to Barstool.