Obviously this was written by someone who has never owned an old car, for if they had, they would have known that thin brown fluid also indicates where you left your rusting hulk standing after driving it in the rain, and that red fluid indicates the spot where you slashed your hand open when the wrench slipped off…

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Dude, why the hell did you buy an Avenger?

Including earlier purchases of holdings from the U.S. and Canadian governments, Fiat's spending on Chrysler stakes will total $3.7 billion. That compares with the $36 billion that the then Daimler-Benz AG paid for the U.S. company in 1998.

Say want you want about minivans, but these things have become road going private jets. Totally awesome vehicles for whoever needs that. The level of cargo space, versatility, comfort and amenities you can get is bonkers for the price.

That's the bomb

The 4-Series is the 2 door version of the 3-series, but the 4 door version of the 4-series is still the 4-series...

Collar Stays

Takes an extra 10 seconds, tops. In that 10 seconds, you can drive past the spot, ensure that it's actually empty and clear of any motorcycles, Miatas, small children, caltrop traps, or Rascal scooters. The real benefit of it is when you leave. No need to be panickly checking your mirrors when you back out of the spot…

Holdens are like the Koalas of the car world. When you hear the name, you automatically think Australia. But with the end of Australian production coming in 2017, will Holden still be able to thrive Down Under?

How much does this model weigh compared to the old one?

Agree to disagree. You play fast and loose with the "rules" on several other examples (2014 CTS, a VW that no one can buy or drive, is the i3 really a 2013 car? As I recall the Fiesta launched the same time as the Toybaru's, but that's on the list. Last I checked the i3 won't be going into production for quite a…

Dance, Dance, Revolution.

I think it's important to realize, that people (many, many of them, in fact) LOVE the SUV/crossover vehicles. So, it's important to entirely frame these kinds of reviews in such light. Not saying that you're not, but it rather seems like it. In most cases, the buyer of a premium SUV isn't going to be cross-shopping…

You mean like Child Protective Service Agents?

First COTD and I get burned. I'll take it.

I would disagree with saying that the Eagles don't do anything on defense. Maybe at the beginning of the year but over the second half they have become a very solid unit that generates turnovers. Since the beat down from the Broncos they haven't given up more than 21 points which I am pretty sure is the longest streak…

Holy Ace and Gary! At least you know what you want. ;)

For rats, mice, and some other pests, I use an old tried and true method to keep them away. It's called a cat, which can provide two services. She not only takes care of the creepies, in addition she makes a great companion, too.

A "Burn the Couch" sign, and two fires huh? That's just adorable.