I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

“LaVar Ball told Jeff Goodman that he’ll deputize a trio of Ball uncles to accompany the brothers wherever they go and help prepare them for an NBA future.”

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

Indeed. Who among us hasn’t plowed a shopping cart into the back of an unsuspecting stranger’s legs upon seeing them get away with having too many items in the express checkout lane?

You’re a fucking moron.

Go fuck yourself.

The fact you believe any NFL players deserves to be cheap-shotted because another person missed the call is..........

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

Just keeping up the tradition of Pat’s tight ends trying to kill people.

You better make sure your cat isn’t on Instagram before you unload your hot take to Mittens

Deadspin is one of the few places I’m grey here so this may very well stay buried, but this also needs to be said.

“ My boy is leading the NCAA in steals!”

I agree that more needs to be done to combat sexual assault on college campuses, but without substantive and procedural due process, will there actually be any justice? Or will it just be vengeance?

Mother’s Back to Black

Not if you take proper care of it.

This is the only take that works, because when the shoe is on the other foot, all hell will breaks loose.

Let me comment on this very matter-of-fact-ly. I operate a fleet of about 600 vehicles in a self-serve rental fleet. We have about a car every two weeks filled with diesel.

at my old ambulance company some bright paramedic put high octane race fuel into a diesel ambulance. that repair bill was not pretty. her defense was that the race gas pump was in between two diesel pumps so she thought they were all the same...this is someone whose qualified to administer narcotics in the back of a…

I mean sure; and maybe they’re old and stale, but they’re definitely not male. Kind of shits all over her argument.

Get better eyes. Holy shit.