Hobbled, dimwitted and accused of multiple sexual assaults.

Nachos...in the microwave...?!?

Love how Newton is all smiles and joking when he’s winning, but acts like a baby when things aren’t going well. The balls to kids thing is a PR job because the organization knows he’s a terrible human being.

I’m not falling for this shit again. Let me guess, a kid died in his paws

No, Giri, I’m not. These fucking rallies stopped being entertaining when he actually got elected.

“OMG! Young men and women are sexually evaluating each other based upon looks, style, sex appeal and physical attributes! Sound the alarms! We need to take this to the streets!”

I bet half of the texts said “did I mention we beat Michigan 5 years ago?”

It’s really more of a “no gain” stare.

Sister Hazel’s favorite band isn’t even Sister Hazel.

Real people? No, these are clearly just animals bred and trained for our amusement, and nothing more.