Nice Miata.

“Ran when parked”.

Poor Kelly, In the long and torrid relationship he has with NASA, he's had to learn that NASA didn't really love him and only wanted him for his body.

Has this person just been publicly mocked because they want to drive an older car?

Well, their target market is also fueled by “sugar”, so it is probably a solid idea.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

Gonna have to revoke your Jalop Card, Máté. We LOVE bad decisions.

Chances it will never get you where you are going?

And cue the jokes about British electrics. I’ll start.

Well, yeah... but

Shut up Carlos.

#COTD

Danger Danger Danger? Is that you? It’s me, Injury Trama Bad-Decisions!! Man we haven’t hung out since college!! Remember that one time with that clapped out Fox body Mustang? We were both so busy back then, doing our thing, where did the time go? Well, I hope to see you at the illegal night drags on local public…

Well, Danger Danger Danger, it’s a pleasure to meet you. My name is Safety Safety Safety.

Danger is my middle name. As well as my first and last.

Nice try!

I post this on all these comments hoping it will catch on...My prefered name for these: “sideways no talent skateboard for chucklefucks”