If I owned a bakery...

I was hoping for more one of these situations:

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

Mmmmm, beige Tempo.

I went looking specifically for a Targa and I found a Targa.

It’s obviously a Berlinetta Boxer.

HEY, she’s got a great personality!

No Aston, Audi, Pagani, Bugatti, or Koenigsegg?

On a separate note, my favorite inclusion in a video game ever, was the Daihatsu Midget in Gran Turismo. Seriously, someone needs to consider making Need for Slow. A game that ONLY features obscure, but cool slow cars. Just imagine the grid: Autozam AZ1, Brabus Smart…

He’s known for beating off the competition on restarts.

Thanks for the COTD!

If it has gullwing doors I'm in

I can’t handle the suspense! Did you or did you not exit right?! Don’t just end the video like that.

It embarrasses me deeply that I have a relative that’s a “truck guy” for “safety” reasons. I swear if I have to hear about the time he creamed a Pathfinder and come out in better shape one more time...

Hmmm let me see. Pickup truck? check. Switching lanes with no signal? check. Getting all pissy because “Gerdimmit im in a big ass truck you respect me and let me merge into that lane boy”? check. Continuing to overcompensate for shortcomings by generally being “that guy” and send said pickup into the air like the good…

God damn, that made me chuckle out loud.

Yeah but what if I own a VW and want a personal letter? Why am I treated as just a number? I would want them to buy me a coffee, shake my hand, offer me some investment advice and give me a hug when they tell me they’re sorry for betraying me.