“Havershaw...if you tell me that the bubbles tickle your nose I SHALL PROBABLY KILL YOU!!!”

Because that car was #62.

Gotta get that auto-correct fixed, man. Masonry is the art of laying bricks. Mansory is the art of shitting them.

dumb question amnesty: Why do ferraris tend to catch fire? just running too hot at low speeds?

Gold foil as a heat shield ?

Compared to the timeless beauty that is the 2014 Sentra, everything looks like shit.

“ Counting the Sentra, there was over $500,000 worth of cars involved.”

Stef told me on twitter to make an account, so here I am! And someone already did the JPM joke, so... Hitting a safety car with your race car is so old fashion. Hit it with your body!

Maybe they drilled it fulla’ Speed Holes before they implanted it?

Also sucks for going through metal detectors!

what isn’t?

Hey, sometimes I sneeze really hard.

I take option #2 and I’ll have Chris Harris’ 2cv. The moped engine gives me a 25% increase in horsepower.

Nogaro Blue spits in your face.

I know it’s poor form to complain about an AOTD list but, really? Trains and a collection of bikes are more advanced than ... air travel? Wat?

You just know that he beat on it.

I'm sure they cleaned up the blood, but it's impossible to remove the douche smell.

Lord help me, I loved these things. Had an ‘89 and then a ‘96 in succession. Couldn’t tow more than a small rowboat, but they would take me anywhere I wanted, right up until their drivetrains each shit the bed 15 years into their respective lives.