I am in Colorado...

Splash!

BillNye approves of this “Did you Know” moment.

“Touch Screen Tucker”

Yeah, but that is being slowly wussified into what the bike to work day-or-be-killed state is going for. I want dirt! Not Tarmac!

I wish Colorado had some awesome motoring event like that so I could go there.

So these guys show up in their tanks, shoot some rounds, drive around a bit, and the winner takes home a tank? Wow, America, step it up.

I hate the big three every time I hear Tucker, they stopped what could’ve been.

That's twice today my brain eucsplzuvjssxec

With a Jalopnik sticker

That’s, like, wrong in so many ways, because, cars would drive cars, but than its like slavery, but if it isn’t, than cars would drive cars while driving cars while they were driving cars. There would be no set place to go, because presumably other cars would want to go somewhere else than the driver wants, Torch, my…

What a sight to wake up to.

Oh boy!

Can it win rallies and do donuts?

Torch. You're a true patriot.

I wear kitchen doilies and a nascar hat.

A classic ‘60s Beetle, there may have been a lot made, but what else makes you happier than seeing a love bug and punching your friends!

You killed me!

“COFFEE! COFFEE NOW!”

I've seen the Foward Motion! It was yellow, I was walking back from a car show and there it was, it was soooo cool