So I’m guessing robots will take over and write future truck drivin’ songs then...

Uh... nope, nope nope and.... nope.

I own a 96' small taco I bought new off the lot. Its the most stripped down model with no power anything. But back then I was young and poor. Anyway fast forward to 2016 and 260,000 miles later it is just now starting to look a bit long in the tooth with some faded areas of paint and a few dings and scratches. Great…

Me and judge Judy are friends and she wanted me to tell you that “ you are uh lieyah!”

Your disputed claim has been rejected. The end. Times infinite.

BMW probably has some large playdough machine they use to mass-produce all of their models. The only difference is that at the end someone at the end of the line attaches various badges that say stuff like “238i”, 567XYZ, and whatever.

Nope. I created this contest and therefor I set the rules. Failure to comply results in a nullified result for the opposing contestent.

Tell you what. Please go make a video and show us that you can actually do this in less time that it took me to write the above statement. If you can’t.... then bug off.

Maybe.... maybe not. Its mentioned that the original oil is still in the crank case. I’ve worked on enough lawn mower engines that sat around for maybe 5-6 years to see how nasty old oil can get. In some cases it turns into tar and more than once I’ve had to take the entire engine apart and soak the parts in a parts…

I’ve never found these cars to be attractive and even now they’re still rather common.

I’m going to take a wild guess that if any other VW employee such as factory workers, salespeople and so on lose their jobs as a result of this that they won’t be getting golden parachutes. Surprise Surprise...

Oh gawd me too. For some very immature reason I’d love to have a “ Grown Adults on Board” sticker as a sort of response.

The other problem would be based on a state-by-state situation. For example here in California these would likely fail California air resource board standards. Federally I believe they must be over 25 years old because othewise they will fail national safety requirements too.

If these were like say- 5-6k then sure. I’d perhaps overlook the shortcomings . But if they’re more like 10k forget it. I’d have to see one in person.

Kind of cool looking little trucks there too. I bet they’re dirt-cheap too.

Could also be that the car is rather attrocious looking.

I get it. It's weird. It's French. That doesn't automatically=$5,000

Somehow I'm not sure hiring someone from Audi to ensure quality control makes sense...

$400,000? Holy shit.

I always thought it was a Chevy Sprint