Lets all get used to saying “Four more years of Trump”.

I was witness to this meltdown in real time last night. And IT. WAS. GLORIOUS.

“Let GOD plan parenthood!”

Dude...You did that all the way back in your first sentence, mansplaining labias to a woman.

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

Ok, I’m old. These ultra high cuts were called French cut in the 80s. (I don’t know! I was just there.) I remember very vividly being a tween on the beach with a bunch of older women attempting the same body suit.

Every set of eyes was on the beach like... “Wait, hold on, any second now... that cat is about to jump…

Can’t have too much ranch dressing!

Counterpoint: Hidden Valley cilantro lime ranch is really good, especially on foods that are a little bland like (faux) chicken strips.

She looks like the petulant rich girl that never worked for anything in her life that she is.

Nah, the Joker has style and is insane.

Omg, that really was brutal. And now I’m crying.

The entire Jackson clan is complicit. They have proven that they are only interested in preserving their image. Every last one of them and especially that “see no evil” matriarch, who has spent her life looking the other way while her husband and kid fucked with people’s lives. They’re all evil.

Please self-deport yourself to whatever country your ancestors immigrated from.  This land belongs more to the Native Americans than your pasty MAGA ass

[Citation needed]

This was a stupid post. 

And when someone dies the most important thing is to distract from others mourning him by commenting on how they are doing it wrong.

Everything has occurred the way it always has. The only things missing are the "thoughts and prayers" garbage and the announcement that the gunman had a history of domestic violence.

Put me in the “ad” camp as well. I highly doubt that the Kardashians wear anything in public that isn’t sponsored by some company these days - for them, it’s probably just leaving money at the table if they didn’t.