WHEN I READ "MID-MOUNTED ROTARY" I GET CRAZY FEELING IN MY PANTS.

I own a 2 and I'm waiting for the day to be warned about my "excessive turning speeds" by an officer. I got pulled over and lectured twice in my old Protege about taking turns/off-ramps really fast.

BRILLIANT!!! I must do this next time a scammer comes my way.

Regarding politics and social programs, I sometimes find myself saying things like "I wish we were more like Europe in regards to x."

It's unbelievably refreshing to buy a car with less than 100 miles on it, and despite having car payments it's refreshing to know that any issue down the road is either on the car company or my own driving habits.

True, however if it messed up their logistics, housing, transportation, etc. then I think we can chalk it up to successful.

"We warned Syria not to engage US aircraft. We did not request the regime's permission. We did not coordinate our actions with the Syrian government. We did not provide advance notification to the Syrians at a military level, or give any indication of our timing on specific targets. Secretary Kerry did not send a…

I was surprised to not see the GTI listed as a MLB Evo platform car. Goddamn it seems like that car just gets fatter and fatter every generation.

"Intrauterine Device, you rascal."

She honestly thought that Folgers coffee containers were made out of lead? I know it tastes terrible, but its not due to the material of the container!

"Other books were suspended because they had... or 'criticized capitalism,' the report says. "

That could probably be done for pretty cheap! SHO motor might be a little pricey though.

This dude approves:

Man, I too would be cheering like a little kid. In fact, not unlike this:

This is the first time I've seen an oblivious Prius driver not cause a huge wreck and slip away unscathed. Instead they beared the brunt themselves.

Plowing my old 96 Ford Taurus head-on into a curb because I wanted to corner above 15 MPH. I cut the wheel and the thing just under steered right into it. Good thing the curb was rounded, all it did was dent the wheel and put a bubble in the tire. Got the tire replaced the next day and my parents never found out.

I was really bummed a tank didn't randomly cross the road after the accident happen.

Mmmhmmm

Curb weight went from 6,500 lbs to 6,800 lbs.