16bitgorditas
16BitGorditas
16bitgorditas

i don’t know why this isn’t starred more. it’s inevitable bitches-and your green smoothie might make you look a month younger but like-why bother?

Count me among those who will grow old filled with bitterness and anger, and a stomach full of vodka infused fruit loops. Seriously, what lies we tell ourselves, and what empty pablum we use to conceal the truth of what we all know: growing old is terrible, scary, and comes with the promise of more. Would I rather be

i think las vegas was really what changed the show.

In my opinion, Vegas was definitely when it started to go down. Instead of interesting stories (like in Seattle, New Orleans, or New York) , it just became good looking people getting drunk or fighting. No Danny from New Orleans to bring in new perspectives or, hell, even Puck for villainy. Literally just young people

Melissa made up for Julie.

I had a strong hatred for Julie of the new orleans cast.

Never Forget.

Umm, I don’t want to live next to someone convicted of armed robbery. Their gender identification is irrelevant to me.

unless you’re riding with Caitlyn Jenner.

Armed robbery? Diamond isn’t a sympathetic subject for this article at all.

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew

“I think that my life experiences, what I care about, what I’ve been through just make me perhaps more aware of and responsive to a lot of the family issues that people are struggling with, whether it’s affording child care or looking to get their incomes up because everything is increasing in cost,”

True, but the kernel of truth that propels this bullshit train is that Hillary is no more attuned to the everyday realities of families by virtue of being a woman than she is more emotional by virtue of being a woman.

It’s not so much offensive as it is childish and stupid.

yes. many.

Completely stolen from Margaret Atwood and paraphrased quite poorly:

"Love" as in general, non-specific, friendly term from northern England; as opposed to the patronising, vomit-inducing version.

Damn, shade & sarcasm at the same time. You are on a roll today.

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.