There is a Jewish historian named Josephus who wrote Antiquities of the Jews around 93 A.D., and he mentions Christ being an actual person. He writes this from a historical perspective, not a religious one. At some point, you should accept his historical existence as fact, as believing that does not require you to…

We eventually made it a rule that you had to be down 100 to go nil.

Spades is a lot of fun, but it’s hella annoying when you play with a pair that insist on trying to go Nil every single hand..

After years of effort, I finally was able to convince my family to try the card game hearts, and now that’s our go-to game when visiting. Video games are nice, but conversation with loved ones while holding physical cards in your hand is really something special.

So they have a … Team Fortress 2 play?

You got my hopes up thinking it was $20 since Sony made the $60 price permanent.

You got my hopes up thinking it was $20 since Sony made the $60 price permanent.

I’d love a revamped Pizza Tycoon. Being able to make your own pizzas while also taking a flame thrower to your competitors and securing real estate loans from Michael Jackson was beyond fantastic. 

Looks like the RAW guys laid the smackdown on the other team, amirite?

Technically technically not an ending, but in stardew Valley at the end of year 3, my wife tells me how much she loves being with me and how happy she was that she married me, and then the ghost of my grandfather tells me how proud he is of me that I did so many things. I stopped playing after that because it was just…

I'm old enough to know that you comparing the Beatles to Hall and Oates is dumber than anything I could have said

Yeah, because Helter Skelter and Happiness is a Warm Gun are definitely pop songs and not rock songs. 

You can get a quality bidet for around $25 or so, not sure why more people don’t use these.  It’s especially nice when you have bowel issues and repeated wiping would only agitate your skin even more. 

Rock GOAT should be The Beatles, hands down. 

“FUCK THAT GUY!” - Zack Hample

No, because they say this: “but they assured me it was totally fine since the bathmat was getting wet anyway.”

MLB TV has the option to listen to ambient ballpark noise without announcers. It’s one of the service’s best features.

“I can’t believe that woman was raped, but what was she doing wearing that outfit late at night.”

Joe Morgan would like a word.

You’re almost certainly an asshole.

New York City is home to Fox News. Can we get rid of NYC too?