We live in a small apartment, about 3-4 years from being able to buy a home. Promised my 4-year-old that when we get a house, she gets a cat. Thankfully she asks for cat and never for kitten.

If you’re on a tight budget, a PSP does a great job with emulating most retro consoles with the exception of the SNES (although it does a great job emulating the Gameboy Advance, and some of those great SNES games like Final Fantasy VI and Super Mario World got GBA ports). I just got a 1000 model off Ebay for $40, and…

Also, fuck North Korean dictators and their savory barbecue.

If they wrote political stuff you agreed with, you wouldn’t be complaining.

When people like Huff can’t find any instances of violence among protests, they default to “Don’t you have anything better to do?”

In light of the refugee crisis and Muslim ban, this quote from The Doctor in 2010's A Christmas Carol is one of my favorites.

I love this comment. It reads as something out of Calvin and Hobbes during one of Calvin’s daydreams.

Brady. There’s more than likely Trump supporters on the Falcons as well.

That nuclear blast from Terminator scared the Hell out of me as a kid. Still freaks me out just looking at that gif.

I didn’t know fancy dogs got own people. Fancy AF.

Great, now she’s free for a cabinet position.

Lol nah just trying to save the coworkers.

Why not compromise and go for an organic deodorant like Schmidt’s? You smell good without those awful chemicals in your body.

Why don’t you just freeze the part of the onion you don’t use?

So nobody should donate at all?

Even when we had DirecTV (we only have Netflix now), I always kept a decent antenna on hand for situations like this.

I hope she doesn’t work too hard. She maple a muscle and that’s not oak-ay

I can guarantee that they’d rather be living in storage locker condition’s with a shared bathroom for a few hundred dollars a night

Tangled has straight up been my favorite film ever made. After seeing Moana, I’m reevaluating my life.