She didn't wipe the right way.

I LOL'ed myself reading this.

Drew would never work for BIG SPORTS. OR WOULD HE?

a cellphone Metal Gear.

I think you missed the part of the original comment where I said completely.

I need this in my life yesterday.

Valid point on the small publisher part, but I said completely digital. Some digital is good for games. All digital gives me nightmares.

Maybe they enjoyed it and looked forward to what was in store? Different strokes for different folks and all that.

Remind me again why we should go completely digital with our games?

There aren’t any adult teachers, for instance—though Zerbu said he’d like to add more robust features like that in the future.

Thug.

I have a Yoshi sitting at my desk at work, far away from my Wii U, but I like him as a light in a dark world.

He will, and likely in the mid-to latter part of the first round,

Your neighbor sounds like an ass.

My stupid brain read this as the superhero movie that everyone hates that you love, and I was ready to defend The Green Lantern to the death.

I wish I had more artistic talent, but here’s Mosby as Batman. Seems fitting.

It’d be nice to see them port over FFIX or FFXII.

You get a star strictly for the awesome screen name.

The worst Mario Kart stage is better than 90 percent of other game’s stages.