Standard Trump bashing procedure. I dare you to write an article where you don’t talk shit about Trump. Everything on Jalopnik is just one long Trump joke. Didn’t see the same for Obama. You guys are still kissing his fucking ass. Please ditch your obvious political bias, as commentary, some of us like actual stories…

Welcome to how all insurance works?

Cars have come a long way. Rollovers used to be downright lethal - not only is there no crumpled roof to crush the passengers, but that thing looks like you could easily open the doors.

This is #fakenews.

Leave the internet and go #MAGA

what does this have to do with automotives?

I just realized why he wears sunglasses all the time. When everything is gold, it has to cause some massive eye strain.

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

Yep. Fuck Facebook.

Wow...further proof that those who run Facebook are simply complete assholes. BBC should have reported Facebook for receiving child porn just to stick it to them. Technically Facebook did ask for the pictures, which is *also* illegal. Just wow...

How the hell do you name him Lipstick instead of Treesus Christ? Come on, stoner mountain brahs. This isn’t that hard.

It’s their fancy name for stuffing chopped carbon fiber strands into a mold. It’s cheaper than laying up individual plies, but not as strong by weight. Basically it’s like particle board vs. plywood.

I’m confused. The “Nope” list shows an image of peanuts but the “Sure” list includes peanut butter. WTF?

Did Univision sign it?

A bus pass

You all appear to have a serious vendetta with Uber.

It almost makes one wonder if you are receiving a stipend from medallion owners for every hit piece you write.

- G. Carlson