I think it’s pretty clear that to call this a Beta test is pretty fucking generous.

- G. Carlson

Not a fan of any of these driving aids...self driving, blind spot, lane departure, etc...how about teaching people how to DRIVE?

My question is can I get military surplus solar shit at gun shows/surplus shops then in 15+ years?

ATM: Ass To Mouth

How many things broke on it or were already broken during your time driving it?

Is it better off road than a $600 Jeep Cherokee?

Well, this was a bit predictable.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

Wow...Jason...can you make the headline any more misleading? FERRARI didn’t allow rolling back, some used car dealer in Florida did. Huge difference. Are you working for CNN now?

Based on the depreciation slope of current Aston Martins and taking future sports car value projections into account; will Tavarish be able to afford a used one in 2030 or will he need to wait until 2040?

Plan B:

I wish TNT never hired Shaq. He is so bad at his job. Hey, maybe the Lakers will hire him. It worked for Magic.

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.