Not the worst striper name I have ever heard it could work, maybe?

Not just heat, he had a whole biker gang.

Time for some decorative concrete barriers blocks. And or a bad ass lawyer.

"We approve!!!..."

Great deal!!!.. Until the first tuneup. or fill up, V12 MPGs -4. But I would drive the wheels off it.

I like almost anything amber! I like the IPAs, Belgium and I'm on a North Carolina craft beer kick, but to be honest if it has hops in it I will drink it.

Yep!

Honestly I'm struggling with why any of this is a surprise? If one of your BIGGGGIist selling points of your business in the early 80s and 90s was your service department why is any of this a surprise now? We build crappy cars you're going to need it fixed. Not so funny now is it.

If GM was going to hide any of this from the get go, Mobster 101 don't tell anyone where you're going to hide the body. Poor planning from the beginning.

or this!

You could buy this convertible and drive it all spring, summer, and fall then sell it in the winter. And get %100 of your money back. Or live in North Carolina and winter here is 3 1/2 months a year and 2-5 days of snow a year. So keep the car until the kids are heading back to school and need a cheep ride, and then…

"It has begun."

Irony; bloodthirsty Nazi land-grab and overthrowing neighboring country and threatening and killing anyone who gets in their way Putin celebrates the end of World War II with land-grab of his own possibly starting WWIII?

It's funny I have seen the BMW 2002tii all over when it comes to price. Very stock ones seem to go for less than race out ones, excluding the museum or trailer queen cars. I would say this one may cost more to find nice OEM parts. It maybe easier to strip it down more and make a race car out of it.

My dad also had this same dodge van. It started life as a completely bare-bones van. It was blue flake in color then he had wood paneling lighting a Full kitchenette kitchen installed and blue crushed velvet interior and blue shag carpet and a sunroof installed. He sadly sold the van, when we moved to North Carolina…

Really hope you're not going to try to convince anyone that the Eclipse is not a girly car.

I forgot "dozer" I liked that color. But "cruch" & "mango" colors I think had some pearl or flake in the color, or something I remember not liking it because of that.

Hipsters must love this car.

My 2011 jeep wrangler "Cosmos Blue" but it is mopar they will never let you down with great names. The 2012 jeep had a color I liked it was "Gecko Green"

I'm generally concerned that you were actually concerned about the demise of the Eclipse. Only person who enjoy it or owned this car were 16-year-old girls and men in the Castro district. In my opinion Mitsubishi only had a few noteworthy cars one being the EVO and too the crazy Dakar AWdrive Lancer ATVs. But to each…