Yeah I mean if a candidate started performing literal miracle and like curing cancer on stage-turning everyones water bottles into wine-making one slice Pizza multiply unil there was enough for everyone. They would absolutely have my vote.

Good job being a consistent dick, Sizemore.

Umm.... have you paid attention at all in the last 8 years? Michelle Obama has been criticized for EVERYTHING, from what she wears in official photos, to her college thesis topic, to the cause she supports (because what could be worse than trying to get kids to eat healthier and be more active?! What a monster!)…

Weak attempt at a strawman there. Melania’s speech is important because it is another example of how the Trump campaign does things, which is an example of how a Trump White House would do things.

This speech was meant to officially introduce her to the nation, just as the convention is meant to officially introduce…

You’re pretty. Calling out blatant plagiarism is not nitpicking.

The only thing I see in the fruit salad is the pineapple. Everything else is nothing to me.

You mock but that’s how me and my wife met. We were both at a Podiatry convention in St. Kitts and, after my customary 75 backstroke laps to start my day, I got out of the pool and grabbed my commemorative Batman Forever beach towel only for our hands to meet as she reached for the same one. We laughed over the…

You know he doesn’t do any work there anymore, right?

Guessing you don’t actually know anything about Woz.

Actually, it means more than you can imagine. Thank you.

Hugs. I’m going through a bit of the same myself. I know it doesn’t mean anything, coming from an internet stranger, but I’m proud of you.

This is beautifully written, and I’m so glad you responded with this:

About the paralysis around do-I-quit-or-do-I-not. You spend so much time worrying about what other people are going to think. What are they going to think of me, how is it going to look, when I’m the only one at this fancy fundraiser/wine tasting/birthday party/whatever with a seltzer instead of a glass of wine in my…

I do dig that she wasn’t apologizing for what she said, merely that she said it publicly. That’s a pretty important distinction.

Becky with the long angel hair?

He is acting like a giant man baby. This is the exact kind of behavior that gets a woman labeled “crazy."

Right?! This is a 32-year-old man FFS!

Why are we team “dude whining about his breakup with a famous person on a public platform?” He just sounds annoying.

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.