Can we just have a brief moment to acknowledge the greatness that the film Dick was?

Her comment on why she chose to remain anonymous is beautiful and lends even more power to her statement.

I’m as dumb as the rapist who’s painted himself as the victim because I made a joke about his intelligence?

Man, I haven't seen a shittier Cardinal rape apology since Bernard Law.

Sane Americans never go to Chipotle.

“Does anyone really think this guy is happy?”

Probs couldn’t get into Stanford on merit, methinks.

If it did, the money would go to its moronic Trump supporting owners. I think it’s time to #freeLogansdog. Being owned by Trump supporters has to be considered animal cruelty, right?

Oh honey. Don’t. Just don’t. The whole “using the language of the actually oppressed to claim victim-hood” is so 2014. It’s been done, and it’s been done better.

Trying to claim sexual discrimination on behalf of men. Mudblud got you good.

Cats, making unlikable people somewhat likable since the dawn of time.

Way to go, Snacky O.

I spent 20 minutes trying to make a high score play off the word Haze last night in WWF, and it made me remember Chet Haze and think “I wonder how Chet is doing...wonder if he is still in rehab...” So I sort of feel like I somehow summoned him back into existence and I apologize.

Apparently there is proof that the sex tape was filmed with Hogan’s consent, and the fact that he is lying about that part/ is funded by a right wing bigoted fuck head makes me begrudgingly team gawker on this one. They fucked up majorly with posting the sex tape and should have to pay some sort of amount, but 140…

WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE

you know how John Oliver talked about how easy it is to make up a fake church?

She didn’t go to jail because she was acquitted. That’s how the law works - reasonable doubt all. We don’t have to like it.

“He called the network, saying they would have to take a raincheck, hung up the phone and said to [Anthony]: ‘You now owe me three b—- jobs.’”

I think I’m gonna fake my death and go off the grid and find a cave in which to dwell with other like-minded souls. Join me.

I don’t like to just throw around the word “hero” but in this case it is applicable.