If they don’t call this technology “Googly Eyes,” they’re completely insane.

That sounds terrifying. I’ve worn glasses since I was a child and have steadily refused wearing or even getting examined for contacts, let alone Lasix. Cyborg lenses sounds like the most awful voluntary surgery ever.

Was it really accurate of Daniels to say that Terrence Howard hasn’t done anything that Sean Penn hasn’t also done? Given that the single domestic violence claim against Penn can only be sourced to a third-party biographer and is denied by the possible victim, while both Howard’s ex-wives have testified in court that…

This is the longest, shittiest Highlander movie yet. Just end the franchise already.

So, wait... Do we start prepping for the end of civilization now? I am gonna buy so many tampons and buck knives Probably not at the same store.

My take away from this article is that the type of person who leaves Yelp reviews are human garbage.

I mean, when I was vegan the only thing I craved was human flesh. I think that is just a thing.

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

Ariel is not engaging in the games her mother wants to play which is the best response. There is a reason she wanted to be with her sister.

I generally detox by eating potato chips made with Olestra. I call it my “Spring Cleaning”.

That is a typical response of someone who just likes to take the piss out of something they deemed inferior for everything but their time.

I still know Madonna Ciccone, Selena Quintanilla, Robin Rihanna Fenty, Steven Morrissey, Prince Rogers Nelson, Beck Hansen...

In the sentence following the introduction of the Sebert surname, Lutkin literally clarifies that it is Kesha’s (and Kesha’s mother’s) last name.

I say this sincerely: that must be nice.

as a white, broke millenial gal living in manhattan and making terrible life choices, it’s always been a point of pride that I’ve never actually agreed with Lena about anything.

Congratulations on finding one person from Sri Lanka who dislikes MIA..?

To be fair, this piece was generally considered to be a fairly unethical hit job (for instance, the writer goaded MIA to have the truffle fries and then used it as a point to illustrate her privilege, as we knew from, as i recall, released tapes of the interview). Also, Ben Bronfman is in fact the son of a billionaire…

yup, she is definitely not allowed to do both of those things at the same time. IF YOU WANT TO ADVOCATE FOR THE POOR YOU HAVE TO BE POOR, MIA! (ignoring for a moment the fact that no one would listen to you)