You know that feeling you get when you watch an old movie and you see a dog and you realize that that dog has almost certainly be dead for years? It’s like that but in food form.

If you want your heart broken, watch the first season of The Wire.

He’s a preppy pirate with a pot of jambalaya perched on his shoulder instead of a parrot.

He hangs out with his CrossFit buddies, which means they probably do power snatches and deadlifts together before cracking open the Michelob lite and doing a bit of light mutual masturbation.

I feel old. Looking at that picture I am wondering where the rest of her shorts are? Why does she have her dirty shoe over the food? Who wears all white and eats saucy wings? Smh.

I too just announced my plan to run for President on Twitter. My platform is subsidizing tampons, ensuring everyone gets a bagel for breakfast, and pushing for mandatory Monday naptime.

Lovato’s response to this tattoo artist was epic:

My husband and I repeat this line every time we receive a UPS delivery.

The only crime I see here is the vertical video.

Secrets? That explains the hideous rug.

Such a bad troll.

So a guy got killed by police, who broke his spine, and you care more about a few things stolen from CVS during a riot? Yes, that’s the major problem here. Shoplifting.

So strange. Those looter don’t look black.

Here are some of your “stereotypical” looters, bigot.

The Vagina Skulls sounds like a band name.

Pls support my gofundme to save america

It's about ethics in lobbying.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

do you know who I am?