Well... it is a fairy tale.

“It is easier for a rich man to enter the gates of Heaven than it is for Kylie’s camel toe to fit insider her trousers.”

I have a bunch of azalea bushes in my backyard. The ones that get more sunlight are named Banks and the ones towards the back are named Iggy.

There was definitely a post about her Playboy interview, but I don’t think that comment was the focus. Jez commenters seem to go back and forth on how they feel about her. Hating fat white people? Apparently fine. Deciding she gets to call people faggots because she’s decided it means something else (wut)? Not fine.…

As I replied to another commenter, I don’t believe in reverse racism, so we agree there. I think racism is racism. But as far as if a famous white person said the same thing, I disagree. If a white person said that same thing about a different race, I think there would be a huge backlash. It’s happened before. I know…

Can you explain? I checked the definition of racism to make sure that there wasn’t a classifier I was missing, but I kept getting “discrimination or prejudice based on race”. Why can’t this be applied to the treatment of all races? I suppose in this instance classism or xenophobia might work better than racism, since…

azealia banks has officially ventured in kanye territory. i’ve seen it coming for a while. but i think this is the apex. the qualifications are: 1) delusions of grandeur, 2) effing with the president, his wife, and/or his family, 3) letting rap bravado spill into real life, 4) feeling a constant need for attention and…

“I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma—that’s really…

How much attention does Azaelia Banks need?

Azealia, please:

Oh you poor thing.

You seem like a delightful person. A variety of people and laws!? The horror. There are probably no other states with that kind of abuse lobbed at its citizens. And snow and potholes? You realize one causes the other, right? And it's not exactly something Massachusetts can stop from happening so that you're…

The worst thing about MA are the outsiders who move here and start bitching about every little thing.

Don't like it? Move elsewhere.

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People are like that no matter where you go. I'm a native masshole myself living in Fitchburg right now and I've lived in a few states and I find Massachusetts people to just be rough on the edges but usually they'll give you the shirt off their backs. Also despite high taxes, the state social programs they fund such…

The only people who take the Phantom Gourmet seriously are the people who comment on Boston Herald articles.

Correction: the attorney general is Maura Healey. She replaced Martha Coakley. Yes, the same one that lost to both Scott Brown and Charlie Baker. Healey is a considerable step up from Coakley.

One day, some future people will open up our graves and find in some two clear bags of fluid quivering in between the bones and dust.

see, i think iggy is suuuuper pretty.

Off Topic: For some reason this article reminds me of the time my ex boyfriend (exes at the time, we were pals after we broke up) and I were waiting for our friend to get off work so we could go to a baseball game and we were walking around Georgetown in DC. We got bored after a while, and my ex decided we should go…