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    If Half-Life 3 comes out, this should be a back-of-box quote.

    Oh my god, Microsoft is even dumber then I suspected. Come on people, off course it reacts to something like that. You programmed it that way!!

    So I hear you like.... no..no.. too easy.

    They managed to release a few of them early, too, which is nice. That's one of the advantages of having a lot of your titles being first party. You don't have to worry about other companies holding up their end of the bargain. Although Tropical Freeze missed its originally stated time line.

    "Crusader" would a pretty cool nickname for him.

    "I got a PS4 and Infamous!"

    Fish aren't biting today it seems.

    Back in the day they called it 'orgasmic manoeuvres in the dark', 'tending the grassy knoll', and 'Auntie Fanny's downstairs kerfuffle.'

    Doesn't Glee rip things off every episode?

    Steins Gate... High brow? Man i hope you are a troll and dont actually BELIEVE what you're saying. Right? Right?!

    THUNDER THIGHS ARE ON THE MOVE, THUNDER THIGHS ARE LOOSE!!!

    Pokemon shouldn't have that taboo though. It's a universal game aimed at kids who want to battle creatures, adults who want to get into the super deep mechanics and everyone who has OCD. I don't play a lot of games but Pokemon, to me at least, doesn't have that problematic image of being just for children.

    Earlier today a kid (maybe 13ish) asked me to get a game out of our cabinet for him (I'm temporarily working at target). He walks me over and I ask him which game he wants, and he REALLY sheepishly says "Pokemon Y" and tries to sort of hide it behind a laugh and an that awkward standing dance you do when you're…

    shouldn't be embarrassed until you're marrying a body pillow. Then you have to wonder where you made a wrong turn in your life.

    lizards aren't mammals.

    That's not the dryad, that's a tree in the dryad grove, as trees in those groves are often depicted as being shaped like women. As dryads were also often depicted as luring humans into their groves and banging the shit out of them, it's perfectly suitable.