Well, this one is going to be released stateside, so that's cool.

Nah, she has to make out with her cousin first.

Being hyped for Titanfall beta and finding out my GPU wasn't supported for the beta.

We grew beards before it was cool.

I smell lawyers. Dammit, where are they? I know you're watching, with your Cease and Desist notices! Face me like a man!

Yeah but they totally should.

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Some of these assets look very similar to Cave Story...

No real pay wall. You don't really pay for progression either (your pokemon level up and deal more damage). Just that you have 5 hearts max (which get spent to play) and you regen 1 heart every 30 minutes. Your pokemon even get xp when you lose, which is cool. There's a challenge mode and special events too.

waifu wars.

Fine. It was parsecs ahead of its time. :D

Neither. You're just easily entertained. Or in the case of dynasty warriors, easily fooled into thinking you're being entertained.

Well, if you want to volunteer to rape thousands of overweight neckbeards, go right ahead.

It's a bit creepy, for sure. That scene in Tomb Raider seemed pretty tame on its own though...

I remember applying for the alpha for this, like, a year ago. Never got in, obviously.

You mean Gabe Newell's 1 AMA a year on /r/halflife isn't enough? Who knew!

Come on, we all know you have skyrim with dicks.

Just Cause 2 has a neat built-in benchmark. Lots of the Sqeenix/Eidos gamss do.

Mirror's Edge looks really nice maxed out. It also uses PhysX for more than particles, which is nice.

I've been called pretentious for liking Super Meat Boy. People like to hate on indie games.