What about those of us that want to fuck a Krogan? Or a Salarian?

Not yet. YET.

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

Not wrong

this is awesome. I love this so much.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

The “Jurassic Bark” episode of Futurama can fuck right the fuck off.

Why Arcades Haven’t Died In Japan

haha, i had the same thought earlier today

I love the nendoroids, I wish they’d caught on instead of those creepy pop figures.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

This. I have plenty of interests, hobbies, activities, etc. that will keep me busy. Plus I’d like to do some volunteer work. I am so ready to retire (fingers crossed) in a few years (sooner if other things work out).

I would retire tomorrow if I could. I think I could find enough things to amuse myself.

“But... what else do you do?”

Wow. Aren’t you a horrible piece of shit. You see a woman who has lived in this country since she was 14, being deported in front of her children and all you can think about is “breaking the law”. When laws are more important than human beings, then the laws are nothing more than oppression. Don’t hide behind the…

is the proper penalty for an incredibly minor infraction to be exiled?
if you’ve ever parked crookedly, i hope they kick you out of the country.

I wish my dad was that cool

Well, that was surprisingly fun and adorable.

Oh my god he’s adorable. Help.

I imagine the Queen throwing such an awesome, old lady, shade look at him.