I’m into it.

In the immortal words of Harrison Ford, “Hey kid, it ain’t that kind of movie”. 

Poor bastard.

Jeebus.

God bless Durst for having such a goddamned good sense of humor to riff on himself this way... What a legend.

I’m calling it now..

Taken down by Nintendo within 3 hours.. Calling it now..

Unless it’s to a local pub where you only go in for a drink if you can park it RIGHT out front where everyone has to walk by it and you have to go out to ‘get something out of the glovebox’ every 20 minutes or so, so lots of people know it’s yours.

No. Because once you buy that car, a WHOLE host of other expenses arise:

That rock is (conceptually) what we need more of these days:

It does for me, because I don’t pay attention to any of them.

I resent that I’m even skimming this article....

I hope we collectively as a society can go all Mike Ilitch on this guy and make sure there’s always got a roof over this hero’s head.. (Mike Ilitch quietly paid Rosa Parks’ rent for years, for those of you who didn’t know..)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlxrfaHgJKU

I literally cried a tiny bit reading this..

The correct answer here when someone tells you that a person of another race than them sitting nearby makes them uncomfortable is to tell them to go fuck themselves.

Price or not, you lost me at “drove it through a puddle deep enough to suck a good bit of water down its AEM intake.”...

Oh wow.. That is *good*

And with that, Deadspin turns into a 90's TV channel experiencing technical difficulties during a key moment... Meaning: we now get to see the same 15 minutes of ‘greatest clips’ repeated indefinitely while (off screen) the suited monkeys fling their own shit at each other in an effort to be the one that was right and…