Bless you. I was about to comment, “This article is useless without video”, but you saved us all.

If you’re going to watch a Fast and Furious movie and get hung up on what is or isn’t physically possible, then you’re going to have a bad time. I promise.

Are you guys just going to continue to worship at the feet of this attention whoring shameless fuckwit?

I’ve never been able to learn to like Corvettes..

Shit that’s gonna help a ton. Things changed so much from the initial release.

Had to make it more readable than even that..

Had to make it more readable than even that..

Shit, it looks like a solid piece of code to me...

That’s the version I’m still running on my Commodore at home.

David’s program (stolen from a memory dump of Jalopnik’s Commodore 64 mainframe this morning):

“So kindly love, fuck off.”

I read that as:

“Richard Cheese...is a fun listen”

What a space wizard may look like:

I started over. I deleted my save file from playing off and on (in big bursts) from the last year and started from scratch. I was getting really frustrated with no longer being able to mine things I could before the vehicle update.

“..Christoph Waltz as their tiny swinger neighbor..”

My current one likes Chico Trujillo for some reason.. <3

My first cat used to watch Formula One with me, back in 2005-2006 or so. She liked the high pitched engines. She’d sit beside me and watch the TV till the race was over, then she’d get up and find something else to do as soon as the car noises stopped.

Cards Against Replayability, you mean.

Cards Against Replayability, you mean.

You had me at “Brad Dourif”