It’s fine if you own it, up to a certain price point. After that, it’s just douchebaggery. That price point should be set for you by someone else who is a car guy but doesn’t wear automotive branding clothing typically.

1) Don’t

Well done, sir. You continue to meet the expectations I have set based on your name.

“Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.”

Lorde > Onion Rings

As someone that lived in the D/FW area for most of his life, that zoo is tip top notch.

Well if today’s NP/CP wasn’t already crackpipe enough already...

Only passive-aggressive control freaks use them.

“Is this the new normal?”

*looks for special appearance by Jeremy Wade*

ftfy

As someone that has owned a Disco I and misses it dearly...

HIS BOOK

“Diesel Pickup”

That was 1200 words wasted.

I remember playing Crazy Taxi on my Commodore 64 as a kid..

Ambitious, but rubbish.

Bless him, classic McEnroe is classic.

Yeah, but at the cost of being an old man.