I had a 2003 Chevy Cavalier with a manual transmission. It had a little yellow LED in the gauge cluster that lit when you were supposed to shift for optimal fuel economy, according to the manual. It actually was a really good indicator when at partial throttle.

I always thought his “How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?” line was more memorably..

I feel obligated to buy it and burn it to the ground. It needs to be removed from this planet.

Finally tearing into the meat of SpinTires and possibly VA-11 Hall-A..

You know that favorite video on PornHub you go back to over and over? The one with the really tall natural redhead (none of that fake red crap) and the brunette with the curly hair and the amazing hips? Yeah the one where they wake up in bed together and after the music dies down, they get down to business. If you’re…

I was going to say she needs to spend more time practicing proper sliding technique, but then my years of playing highschool baseball came back to me and now I think she just needs to spend more time learning the basics..

It’s such an “Oh, you” response...

“One even had the audaciously stupid argument of, “If Christ came into this room now, would you drink a beer?” Which led me to the only response I could think that was appropriate, “Not before handing him one and saying, ‘We need to talk, I’ve got some questions.’”

Jesus.

Rampant cheating in a game called “For Honor”...

*I’m* going to Wyoming...

That’d make someone a great first car..

She doesn’t react though.. Try that on Ashley in Resident Evil 4. She yells at you for it at least..

Whichever one has massive sand basins and giant burrowing worms...

I’ll buy it.

So I was driving through Arlington, Texas when I was about 19 or 20 on a run to Guitar Center for some cables for a new groovebox gadget I bought and ended up selling at a loss 3 weeks later due to being monumentally bad a finances. It was Saturday and along one hill on the other side of the highway there were a…

Nice price.

I had one about 10 years back.. A poop brown ‘85 GSL-SE with the limited slip (as it it slipped in limited fashion), fading clutch, 3-pump brakes, worn suspension, and sometimes it just didn’t like to start the first 3 tries.. Or at all, till I jiggled some wiring.

I remember watching this one first when I discovered Tiny Desk Concerts a couple years back.. I was pretty floored. That guy sounds amazing.

Now you fucking know how I feel about all the god damned Pewtiepie coverage this week.