Jeeze fuck no.. Could you be trashier?

That demonstration leaves a lot to be desired.. Like two dozen tiny Cars And Coffee attendees running for their lives while another dozen film it from the opposite angle..

Ok

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But does he tell you “Keep yer dick in a vice” at the end of the videos?

And now 234,387 angry comments from idiots that do not understand that the title of this article has an implied second part.

Mmmmmm Delicious salty tears of those that can’t take a joke.

FUCK YEAH, SCOUTS!

There. How about we don’t go Full Gawker around here with the shit-ass clickbait headlines?

Very very cool problem solving on the devs’ part.. And very very cool that it’s free to begin with.

Wasn’t this turned into book which was then turned into a short-lived tv show starring William Shatner and some kid no one has seen since?

So this comment is entirely about the clickbait headline and not the driver/car/trail.

So it’s “The Burbs: The Game” ?

You can’t have Take On Me without this variation:

Hey! *I* have a 90's 4Runner!

To me that kind of play has nothing to do with skill.

Yeah what was with the HUGE HUGE load times and the gfx glitching? I mean, I don’t mind paying for the game twice. I definitely got $30 worth of fun out of it and I’m going to go back to it again at some point.. But man, was it just run in some sort of virtualization container or something that caused those issues?

Alternate universe where they’re awesome cars that all the cool people have and no matter who owns one, no one disgraces them by spinning them coming out of Cars & Coffee or tail-spins into a wall leaving a showing of The Fast & The Furious...

I’ll defend her right to exploit lonely people and her own body...

Something something something Margaritaville