I say this gently, but I think your anxiety is making you believe that a lot of normal effects of aging are worse than they are and due to your own behavior rather than just getting older. And I think it’s quite possible you’d be just as anxious if you hadn’t smoked all that weed in your life.

Olivia Colman is a fucking delight and is hilarious.

Lovely Soph!

One of my favorite ‘adorkable’ moments from Olivia Colman is her two BAFTA award wins in one night, especially when the second speech starts....

HAHA, of course Olivia did this. I have admired her since she was on Peep Show. 

I’ll never get over how strange and cool it was to see Olivia Colman hugely pregnant during an entire series of That Mitchell and Webb Look - and nothing was said about it, they just went on with the show.

Olivia Colman is a freaking treasure. 

That’s amazing, and I’m so happy to hear that your school stepped up for you when it really mattered. I’m really glad you made it out of that situation safely, though I’m sorry you had to experience it at all.

As I get older, I realize how irrationally lucky I was with my ex bf stalker. My school took the complaint seriously. They blocked all of his phone numbers from the entire college exchange (he would call random college numbers and ask about me, ranting at my slutty behavior). They reminded my entire dorm (and campus…

Some people are just good at modulating to sound calm because they’ve learned that people listen better, or because it’s something they can control and it makes them feel less stressed in a stressful situation. I do that, and it certainly isn’t because I don’t feel upset or scared. It’s just how I center myself.

What the fucking fuck?! In what way does that not qualify as “impersonating a police officer,” usually a pretty serious crime?

I feel like you buried the lede here. In her second call to the local police she says her killer knew more about her case than she did. He knew where the campus police investigation stood and what she had told them, and she says he knew things the police hadn’t even told her. Has the campus junior police auxiliary…

Um, no. That’s a fantasy instilled by NRA death cult propagandists.

It won’t work. Ask JFK, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Ford**. All of whom were surrounded by people expert in the use of guns, and none who were protected by using those guns.

All I can feel reading this sequence of events is despair, as a woman. Have family and friends who support and worry for you, report for you, and report for yourself, and still no one will help you. And then you’re dead.

Not sure if it’s just a lack of resources, lack of competence or just shoddy police work. But UUPS truly let this woman down. Biggest failure: Nobody EVER did a background check on Rowland showing he was a sex offender, in spite of her complaints. And he was known to have a gun?
Then there’s the crazy shit on Lauren’s…

That’s what rubber spatulas are for. SCRAPE IT AND MAKE MORE COOKIE.

I have NEVER understood the appeal of eating cookie dough (or cake batter or any of that shit). You know what’s freaking amazing and delicious? FRESH-BAKED COOKIES. like, more delicious than ANYTHING. Why the F would i want to waste actual cookies in my mouth so I can lop up some goopy, gritty mess?