Yeah, thinks it makes you die young, which does explain why he’s both old enough to be brain addled and extremely out of shape.

can we stop beating around the bush and just rename the column “For Fuck’s Sake...”?

related:

Do you agree that the body is a finite energy source which can only be enriched by KFC? I say YES! Enrich!

I went to the doctor today. Can I be Surgeon General in your administration?

Lawrence O’Donnell ran a clip tonight of 45 boarding Air Force One on a rainy day. He was hugging a large umbrella to protect himself and his “hair,” as his 11 year old child and trophy wife trailed BEHIND him in the rain, with no umbrella to protect them from the weather. This waste of protoplasm won’t even take a…

“You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I really believe I would have run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,”

To be fair, Trump’s father Fred always told him to keep it slow and under control when carrying a torch lest one set one’s hood on fire.

Also, doesn’t he have that idiotic theory about exercise?

True story: during the election I had a coworker in her sixties who was telling me about how back in 1990’s NYC, she was power walking tracksuit and all in midtown one day and noticed a suited man walking alongside her going in the same direction as her coincidentally, as they furthered a few blocks the man became…

How are we expected to believe that Donald Trump is brave enough to run into a school where a shooting is taking place when he is too cowardly to speak to an unarmed 73 year old man named Robert Mueller?

oh thank you, I had forgotten about that.

It sounds like you know your way around the neighborhoods. The US Postal Service is a joke. Sad! How would you like to run things?

When he took the UK PM’s hand when they were walking downstairs because he was afraid he’d fall.

I cannot believe we are in a place as a country where militarizing schools is seen as legitimate argument. “We need to harden our schools.” What. The. Fuck.

Trump has also recommended his longtime pilot to head the FAA. If I was elected president, I would recommend my friend Brent, who drives a Chevy Silverado and is an excellent parker, to run the Dept. of Transportation. Smart guy. He doesn’t even need the camera! He said the camera is the wrong type of equipment.

“You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I really believe I would have run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon”

oh god, I forgot the stairs.

The man is afraid of stairs. Unless the school is just a single floor, Trump would scream like a child when he got to the first set of stairs and faint.

LOL....