“Hello, Doctor. Yes. I have an erection that will not go down. What’s that? Look at the new Giulia? Thanks, Doctor.”

I feel you 100%. Happens in bathrooms too. Brah there are 5 open urinals, why do you have to stand next to a homie while he is draining his lizard?

It’s not always a BMW. Just like with pitbulls. It’s poor reporting that is to blame.

1) Poor reporting when you perpetuate the stereotype of BMW drivers as assholes. An asshole driver is an asshole driver.

And i’m pretty sure it’ the same price regardless of whether or not you order a personalized plate.

Damn. I’d break down in that beauty any day....

The hair club for men is having an election?

This dude wants to deliver his package so fervently he should change his name to Peter North

“This is not the child actor you are looking for” /waveshand

Corvettes are without a doubt the number one car (imho) where the driver gets shit talked for driving an automatic. Think about it. You pass a corvette in the parking lot and look down next to the driver seat and out of habit mutter “pussy” when you don’t see the stick.

I disagree that ring times are pointless. I really don’t see a better litmus test for a performance car.

Sir, you had me at “I used to race mowers.” Bless you.

I rode in the trunk of a C4 at 100+ mph. I was the smallest of the three of us. The things we do for chili cheese burgers (Tommy’ Original)