Pray to the Metal Gods that they bring you a Grinder, before your car is so dangerous that driving it is Breaking the Law. 

Seems like a complete Judas Priest thread.

Does it come with this? Ya know....when the first repair bill comes in.

Self-reply after day of consideration: Fuck it. BUY IT! It’s awesome and needs to be loved and driven - have the snot driven out of it. I’m headed out to take my said-944 for a drive in honor.

Ughhhh. I have been wrestling with a 944/2 for the last 7 years (that great 2.5 L NA 4 is my avatar). I love my car and will likely keep it forever. It is an amazing weekend driver. But MAN, the crap that I deal with on a continual basis. I have Pelican Parts, DC Auto and Larts Parts on speed dial.

I want to do this sort of thing, but with a Ford Transit. I am 6'4" and the Promaster/Ducato/Boxer/(several more brands) is only 6'3" inside, and that is before you start adding a floor and a roof (the Transit is 6'8" naked).

My idea of hell is living in the South, Texas in particular, so my husband occasionally liked to tease me by joking about being transferred down to Houston.  Until he was actually sent there for the better part of week.  And then the jokes stopped.

I agree but this

It was, but she was literally ride-or-die to the very end and really the only character to cut down Anton Chigur’s evilness.

I started college right after the Texans became a team. For a long time, my dad got tickets to the games from a business relationship, and they were great seats in the club area. They weren’t in an actual suite, mind you, but in the nice seats where they had waitstaff to come bring beers/cokes/nachos/whatever down to…

I don’t know about Clutch City, but Phi Slama Jama predates you, so you wouldn’t have a recollection of it.

Houston is a surprisingly pretty city, with a cool arts center, a robust tech background, extremely fun bars, and a burgeoning food scene with one of the greatest items I’ve ever eaten in my entire life.

I’m almost certain that during games in Yankee Stadium, the visiting club takes their at-bats in the same park using the same ball.

Dealers are like, “OMG!!! We have 2018s in stock!” Meanwhile, Nissan and Dodge are still peddling 2008 models.

That’s a total misread of the political era we’re in

Germany in 1937 was a country that had experienced massive defeat in a world war, the fall of it’s monarchy at the hands of a bourgeois democratic revolution, the loss of it’s colonial empire and 20% of it’s European territory, a failed communist revolution by it’s…

Oh, shit! Look at that. A freak hail storm that only covered 100 square feet directly above the Tesla. Look those dents! Must have been grapefruit-sized hail . . . flying sideways. Blame it on climate change.

Another article on the internet about Millenias. I get it, they can’t find jobs, buy homes or get out of debt.

Don’t forget Beckham and Thierry Henry retiring to MLS.

Has your kid gotten in trouble lately? My wife’s a principal. When she makes the call home, it’s typically the teacher’s fault, or the child was bullied, or it was caused by social media, or the 6 other kids who witnessed the event all got together and are lying, ad nauseum.

Omar lived with Ahmed Hirsi during the years she claimed to be married by law and in faith to Ahmed Elmi. Hirsi and Omar shared the same address from 2006-2012. Omar was married to Elmi 2009-2011. Omar and Elmi’s listed home address in Columbia Heights is the same address Hirsi used to register a business.  Under…