Remember how everyone says throwback colas are better because they’re made with ‘real sugar’ and not HFCS?

I’m not defining beer incorrectly. It is like ordering a martini. Gin, dry vermouth and garnish. If you substitute vodka, it is a vodka martini. Beer is barley malt, water, hops and yeast. That is it. A lambic is beer plus fruit. That’s why they don’t call it beer, they call it a lambic. So when you order a martini…

It’s the Ghost Of Reinheitsgebot!

Your account’s been hacked.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I do not want to subscribe to your newsletter!

Watch literally any interview he did with Randy Savage and marvel at the fact that not only did he never break, he kept the interview from devolving into utter insanity. Rest in peace, an absolute legend. 

Taco Bell’s menu items always seem like they’re named by former NFL playbook writers:

“Yeah but what kind of coke? Sprite? Mountain Dew? Coca-Cola?”

Someone already posted the correct answer, Sierra Celebration, so I will post the runner up: Pennsylvania Tuxedo.

That’s actually my end goal.

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

She shot a guy in his sleep with a gun she brought to his house. She then tried to persuade her friends to go back to his house and steal more. She laughed about killing him and threatened to kill a nurse.

I think, and I could be wrong here, Bix is talking about the two plus generations of wrestlers who followed, either directly or indirectly, in his footsteps in the ring. The “undersized” guys who jacked up their bodies to 220 lbs of muscle on a frame built for about 165, who took crazy ass dives to the floor night…

I can’t help but notice that this article doesn’t actually contain any citations for the details of Brown’s case. I would encourage anyone interested in the case to read the appeals brief here:

I’m conflicted. On one hand, the federal government was more or less functioning as normal during the 8 years that W was in office. The man was a dunce, but not totally devoid of charisma. That sounds kind of appealing in light of the raging dumpster fire we’ve had in Washington the past two years.

Ok so I read this article, found it horrifying, concluded that she was the only victim of a pretty bad judgement here.
...but then I went to check the facts, & watched the BBC documentary about her. And what a surprise, the story is rather different. I invite everyone to check it on Youtube.
She’s certainly a victim as…

You left out guilty of war crimes.  Why both he and Cheney aren’t behind bars for life is incomprehensible.

Really? Come on. Don’t downplay the vital role he played in getting the resolution passed to invade. It wasn’t all him, but it was enough him that I wouldn’t trade Trump for another go at W, thanks.

I have said my peace on it. Perspective and proportion are good things to have in life.

“Are the kids still twisting these days? Damn near brought down Western Civilization with the twist. And don’t get me started on the mash potato. Now give me my rubles and coal money.” - Mitch McConnell