After the last quarter century plus of Bears/Packers, I fully expect Khalil Mack to decapitate Rodgers in the first half. The Bears will build a 30 point lead with eight minutes to go. Then headless Rodgers comes back with an empty helmet tied to his neck with old chinstraps and somehow throw 4 touchdown passes and…

Sugar does not cause gout*.

That won’t work. Here’s the problem: The police/politicians who aren’t willing to accept bribes and look the other way wind up dead, quickly and publicly, which really tends to negatively impact honest people’s desire for the job(s). That leaves the dirty cops and politicians, or those willing to be, in positions of…

“Finally” - Porfirio Díaz

Dang it, gave myself a nosebleed again.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Now I have KMFDM in my head:

And a star for you as well sir.

After watching Darnold at USC I was constantly surprised at the draft hype. 

Sounds like a TNF game if I’ve ever heard of one...

*someone taps Bradford’s bumper, tears ACL*

If they did, their next move should be to bring back Cardale Jones and turn it into an Ohio State QB Battle Royale. 

If you look closely, you can see Sam Bradford driving down I-90 towards Buffalo to save the day.

Maybe it’ll be the recently signed Matt Barkley’s turn

The equivalent punting performance would be running on to the field during a Salute to Service break, going full John Wick on a TROOP’s twig’n’berries with your foot, and then kicking the mascot’s head into the crowd where it impales a Make a Wish kid.

His YPC was higher than his YPA.

Mel is American.

Coach Fat Pile of Shit: “Stafford, sit up straight, have a little respect for the process.”