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Can you imagine what your insurance company would say when you call to report an accident on your *cherry* ‘94 Explorer XLT that you paid alllll the money for?

Keeping one’s locker neat should be its own reward, but some need monetary incentives.

“I see players after every game we play that want to be Raiders. They always tell me that and walk away giggling to their teammates and pointing at me. They’re clearly just overwhelmed with excitement to come here.”

Hillary is like a lot of smart kids who never seem to get the fact that being popular overrides being smart EVERY. DAMN. TIME. PERIOD.

Hillary Clinton moved to New York for the first time in November 1999. By November 2000, she had been elected Senator in a state she’d lived in for a grand total of less than one year. Other candidates with far more experience both in public office and in the state, who had already announced their intention to run for

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

while i think women should get equal pay, the whole nba/wnba comparison is one that i find increasingly tired.

When asked about the possibility of selling a similar version of the 370Z, Nissan officials responded by saying “Wait, what the hell is a 370Z?”

You’ve had a mustang this whole time and you’ve been making me read about your Jeep?!?! This is why i have trust issues

As long as you remember to eat your Ws!

BrewDog is a brewery (more accurately a beer promotion company) that makes its name on an endless string of publicity stunts and mediocre beer.

I may spend my entire weekend watching this. Please send help.

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Ummm... it’s pretty obvious. It was the cats. Trying to kill you. Because that’s what they do.

He’s right. Laughing is just not what you do in that situation.

Urban Assault Vehicle

Username checks out.

I’m black and it’s fucking sickening to see so many white people claim they are 1/16th Native, as an attempt at Indigenization and to appear more interesting cause they claim they have a little somin somin. But you know, not too much, just enough so bland Becky is not so bland. Just enough so bland backy can still sit