[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Of course this reminds me of what Ichiro said about Cleveland.

So, that’s just like, your opinion.

I can buy a regular GT for less, mod it for more power with the savings, and slide into the curb at a Cars & Coffee just as efficiently.

It’s from the larger family of Toyota Trauma caused by the dark magicks needed to render the Hilux virtually indestructible.

Simple fix. Don’t carry any front seat passengers.

Son, we live in a world that has video formatting, and that formatting has to be guarded by men with comments. Who’s gonna do it? You?

The part of your comment I have the most trouble believing is that anyone was watching the Padres game.

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.

It’s a good thing Embiid has no-Fultz insurance.

Former VW Service Advisor here:

people who want to step up from a seabring

I think you missed it...

The most goddamned infuriating thing about this video is the fucking camera work!!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!!! Landscape mode motherfucker!!!

Unbelievable!

in Russia, chair lift departs you.

I lived in Seattle. I was visiting family in Aurora for Christmas. Stopped in L.A. to say hi to friends on the way out, which is how I ended up coming in to Colorado from the south.

Internet Liberalling 101: Eat your allies. They taste like purity test.

Pablos, 32, is an organizer with the National Latina Institute for Reproductive Health

Nah, I disagree about the ‘loveable’ bit. David is consistently a fool, consistently making bad decisions and showing very little common sense. Consistently. It angers me. And now I read his articles to be angered.