Now you're on target!

They have a honeymoon fund - that was my wedding gift to my cousin. Paypal'd $200 bucks and then you send/print out a nice little personalized card. I love travel so it was better than any cuisenart they put on a traditional registry.

Send me up with Charlize Theron for a couple years and I'm in!

Get em close enough and they'll just fall. Strap it behind some cheap nose cone protecting some parachutes and point it in the right direction to fall into the pacific ocean where you scoop it up. They're not talking about beinging anything back for more than a decade and, since we've brought stuff back to earth…

Couples should use this for their wedding - send all the guests a link to "Fund their wedding" and donors of more than $100 are entitled to one seat at the reception.

Maybe you can make future installments on this series an opportunity for commentors to provide the caption/headline? Please?

I'm amazed the article title isn't:

That's a real dog???

The guy next to him actually security. You'd never guess it, but his hands are registered lethal weapons.

Thank god bridge engineers design in CAD and not photoshop. I see a few structural issues with your idea.

Interesting. There are more distortions than I thought there'd be, including blank spots where the circular sensors don't quite overlap.

I still have all my wisdom teeth and everything is straight and lined up nicely. Never had more than a retainer growing up.

Until very recently, on an evolutionary scale, most procreation happens in your teens and twenties before you'd go bald. As life expectancies increased and the baldness trait manifested itself, bald men had already likely had children and passed it down. In addition, they were also likely either mated/married to…

And I'm not sitting behind a hunk of metal that makes fire to turn some wheel under me. I'm sticking with my horse.

Won't that pinch my gf's nipples when she cooks naked for me? (and not in the good way...)

Just list it as farm equipment. You'll be fine...

My condolences on your Trophy wife's death. Looks like you have to start all over training a new 23 year old.

Oh don't be mistaken - they'll follow Apple's model in that area as soon as they have market share, just like they're doing now. What's this article all about? Got a Window's phone and want the latest software? Nope - gotta get a new one. And you can be certain that once everyone re-adjusts to new hardware the…

Ooh - so it'll be like going back to the original iPhone and hopefully in 5 years they'll have the kinks worked out for a nice seamless mobile OS infrastructure. I guess I'll just stick with what I've got now and see if they catch up before getting excited.

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