127 hours? I can beat that! Aron Ralston's problem was he had the wrong tool...

It may have been an issue of "hold the gauze to my stump" or "carry my arm and potentially bleed out".

I was at a haunted forest last night where the 'zombies' use chainsaws to scare you. They have real gas powered chain saws with the chains removed and sneek up on you, start them up revving the motor and actually hold the vibrating chain guard against you. Freaks your shit out in the dark woods.

Oh no you d'dnt! You just went all Jon Stewart on his ass. Using Gizmodo to prove Gizmodo wrong....

The earliest version will be popular in the US since our ass radius is so much larger. Once they can bend even more they'll be popular in skinnier countries with smaller average ass radii.

Silver on the other actually has a series of bonafide scientific antiseptic and disinfectant properties. The military actually makes undershirts and the like with silver embedded in them to avoid the stench that would be prevalent after days/weeks/months in the desert.

Serendipity's "Golden Opulence Sunday" $1,000 (which really isn't that much more than a pint of Haagan Daz)

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Fair enough. Now it's funny again. I'm a bit of a pyro myself but usually only endanger myself. I bet they were pissed that they lost a good volume of hard earned liquor.

Look up a sourdough bread recipe - particularly a 'starter'. Some sourdough starters have been maintained for 100 years.

haaahahahaaa burned guard trying to do his job so funny

I think everyone should be allowed due process and the authorities should need a warrant to access non-public info (eg anything that requires a password, no matter how weak that password might be) and I wholly support Google's efforts to toss out frivolous PR-based requests and support transparency. But if someone's…

Love it. Don't think this doesn't happen either....

What ever happened to the great New England Candy Company (NECCO) Wafers? Love those things and never see them around...

Watching that has made my back feel weaker.

I agree. Maybe stick with the dessert theme and call it powdered sugar...

C'mon - my grammer is real good. And I'm not falling into that sexist trap. ;)

Oakland is a tough beat compared with Albany with an increased potential for gang violence where Albany's population is substantially college kids. Albany is also the state capital so it has more to consider politically.

Do you really feel that way? I know it's just a lob for a cheap laugh, but the fact of the matter is these guys (generally) work pretty hard and are members of society - blue collar folk that work tough hours and put themselves at risk all the time even in small communities. Someone busts into your local store? You…

Another proposition: Avoid rightwing events where the protesters like to throw down with the media.