mickey’s hair is bad. he’s also had a ton of work done. BUT he used to come into the restaurant I worked at frequently, was very nice, softspoken and polite, and tipped SUPER well. so, he has something going for him.

Overworked and tacky is a specialty of his. That is a “kitchen”

When you really break it down, it was OJ Simpson who elevated that family, am I wrong? It feels wrong, but I don’t think it is.

I would love Jezebel 1000% times more if they would drop the posts on d list jerkoffs that no one gives a shit about.

lol, he thinks he elevated Kylie, like Kris hasn’t had an exact plan for her since she was a toddler.

If you want some nice rose flavored water without spending six bucks a bottle, grab some food grade rose water from an Asian market or off amazon, and put a few drops in a pint or so of water. About a teaspoon to a gallon. One small bottle will last you ages.

I’m just gobstopped at these stories you ladies bring back from Talent Show Auditions and now This. Even at your age I would not have had such chutzpah (and I grew up on a farm and....oh fuck it, I was a scrawny mess).

1. you both look great and are tougher women than i!

He is VERY good in this (though his character is awful at times - most of the time, really).

He is ethical

I wish someone could explain to me what is so fun about killing animals. If you have to kill for food or resources, I get that. But what is so fun about just going out and killing an animal for no reason at all?

Holy shit, when there was a reddit thread last week about Don Jr.’s hunting of elephants, there were so many people willing to jump to the defense of trophy hunters with the “Yeah but they pay a lot of money and that supports conversation” argument, along with the “It’s necessary to control populations” argument.

It’s not even the tenth thing that comes to mind. How many people—not just celebrities—do really, really, stupid shit, and it’s really just an anomaly within the context of someone’s life? Yet, we are somehow supposed to ostracize that person from all society forever? Should people feel the consequences of their…

Will someone please shoot trophy hunters.

Trophy hunters might as well walk around with t-shirts on that say “I have a small penis and must overcompensate.”

Step Brothers is a very underrated movie.

I FEEL THIS SO HARD. Recently, I was petting and giving kisses to my Doge and literally started crying because she was so fucking cute and perfect.

I love her. She is everything.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

 Not necessarily a danger, but unfit. And yes that is a valid reason for removal from the home. My wife is a social worker, I’m a therapeutic mentor we’ve both worked with mentally handicapped parents as well as as abusive ones. In both situations there are salvageable cases as well utterly ruinous ones.