He said he’s sorry, in a very eloquent manner. But he’s still famous. See, Hannah’s a bit confused because her problem isn’t with Louis - it’s with the general public, who want him back in the spotlight ASAP.

I hereby propose pushing the college football season back at least 4 months. First day of fall practice is October 1. First game is Thanksgiving. Instead of finishing up on New Year’s you finish up in March and have your playoffs after the NCAA Final Four.

Love these announcers: “That was an 86 mile an hour pitch!” they whine....really? Let’s see you stand 90 feet away from me, and I’ll throw an 86 mile an hour pitch and hit you in the nose. Just a little softy, right straight into the kisser. OK? Good?

In early May the Twins did a big promotion and sold $5 seats for every May home game. Horrible April weather had kept fans away for the first month. Anyway, the $5 tickets could be purchased online and sold out within 24 hours. There was a huge buzz on Twitter about it, etc. Why wouldn’t the Rays at this point try…

Saw 311 and the Pharcyde open for Cypress Hill in Madison, Wisconsin around 1995....311 was definitely the low-light of that show.

Old guy rant: This kind of thing is just par for the course these days. Venice. Taj Mahal. Bahamas. Machu Pichu. Great Pyramids. You could go on and on - overtourism is just running these places into the ground. Even those old hidden gems that you could still find back in the ‘90s have been exploited by hotel chains,…

Recovered alcoholic here. Up until about 7 years ago, I got myself into lots of trouble. Never got a DUI, never went to jail, but still spent plenty of time fucking up my life and the lives of others who were close to me. Let me be 100% clear: everything I did was my own fault. The people who sold me booze at the…

Good point. I’m a bleeding heart liberal hippie, and I have no idea how on earth people think it’s OK for a male-to-female transgender woman to compete against other women in powerlifting. It’s absolutely absurd.

On top of Hill’s awful behavior, the wife “doesn’t deny” beating the kid and says he “gets a whoopin’”.

The Nets are in the playoffs? Let me ask this: how has the Eastern Conference managed to be so much shittier than the West for like, the past 20 years? I can see a how a stretch of bad draft picks could sink one team for many years. But how does a whole conference consistently underperform? There’s no obvious reason. I…

I think the older daughter keeps a low profile and was actually kinda enjoying college. The younger one, on the other hand (Olivia Jade) appears to be an oblivious, self-absorbed, instagram-obsessed dingbat. I am fine with the shade being thrown her way, frankly. She needed a slice of humble pie.

Better yet, when another bombing/murder does take place they’ll point fingers at the victims and say “this is what happens when Omar/Obama/Insert_Person_of_Color_Here divides our country and plays the race card” or something like that. Trump supporters and by and large all GOP voters (half the country) are 100% on…

Did they have to leave the rope on the thing? And if so, shouldn’t they have used a rope made of biodegradable burlap or something rather than the nylon one?

Might help to note somewhere in the first paragraph that Fairborn is a high school, and not an obscure college we’ve never heard of.

When do we start treating these assholes like the true loonies they are? Yeah. They’re just plain crazy. I said it. Some of them are troubled mentally, others are just plain bored but frankly I’m getting pretty tired of their shit. Gatherings like these appear to be unsettling at best, dangerous at worst. Yet we’ll…

Psst: the Angels owe Pujols 27 million this year, 28 million next year, and a whopping 29 million in 2021.

You gotta admire the blatant homerism though. “Maybe we can flip him at the deadline!” - only a true fan with Orioles blinders on would say that kind of thing. I kind of respect that post just for the sheer heartfelt optimism.

Haha, good point. Maybe one guy at the end of some bar in Vegas raised his eyebrows before looking back down into his Jack & coke and getting back to contemplating his poor life decisions.

I think people who have purposefully changed their names to something weird should be disqualified. “Ecclisiastical Denzel Washington”, for example, is clearly violating NCAA rules and that entry looks shady as hell. “Manchester United MacGyver” also appears suspect.

Fair point, well said.