I know what you mean. The cringe factor right away was just off the charts. So this is what we tuned in for? Details on how Trump has sex? Maybe next time she can tell us what his wiener looks like. Yeesh.

Better yet: can you imagine if Obama had 5 kids with 3 different women? Trump does...his base doesn’t care. Guessing they’d be yelling about that from the rooftops if it was a black dude.

Oblivious texting operator hits oblivious texting pedestrian.

I was trained to drink in a binge-drinking environment. Entering college at 18, I’d had a few beers here and there but never really been seriously drunk. As soon as I went to my first house party, I saw keg stands, slam-offs, doing shots, and kids barfing outside. In my mind, that’s what “drinking” was, and being a…

Same crap in Chicago. It’s a shitshow full of recent Michigan State & Wisconsin grads tootling around Chicago like little monsters. Fights, yelling, “wooo”-ing, and just overall jackassery. The brave ones go down to the Southside Irish parade and come back with war stories, acting like they just spent a tour in Aleppo…

If Stephen Hawking’s family set up a GoFundMe right now, they’d break a million dollars before midnight. These things are a gold mine and are great examples of how you can get hundreds of thousands of dollars from the internet if you have a story that goes viral. It’s essentially replaced life insurance for families…

Exactly! Paying guys like Albert Pujols and Joe Mauer and Miguel Cabrera for what they did in the past is crazy. Every team has been burned on this at some point...which is exactly why teams are putting a stop to it. Moose doesn’t deserve more than he got - he got exactly what he’s worth today. And I think that’s…

Here here. What happened to these women was awful. And porn is an awful ‘business’. Sure, some people can/have adjusted to being a part of this strange world...but I’m so sick of hearing how women in porn have somehow “taken female sexual power BACK” and all of that jazz. Many of these women are addicts, come from…

Goddamn nightmare. Ugh. Would it be easy for a normal passenger to undo their own harness? So terrible.

Gah, can’t believe I did that. Jake Reed (former MN Viking wide receiver) is stuck in my head. Also, I think the Twins also DO have a guy named Jake Reed in the bullpen right now during Spring Training. Whoopsies, nonetheless.

One helluva offseason for the Twins. Zach Duke, Fernando Rodney, Jake Reed in the ‘pen, Lance Lynn and Jake Odorizzi added to the rotation. Throw in DH addition Logan Morrison too. This on a team that already has Ervin Santana and Jose Berrios in the starting rotation, and Miguel Sano, Brian Dozier, Byron Buxton,…

“On the open market each win above replacement is worth about 8.5 million dollars right now”

Good point. I noticed one person replied mentioning “2.7 WAR” or some bullcrap. I realize that OBPS is a thing, I know that WAR is a thing. I also know that Mike Moustakas should not get paid anywhere near his asking price and I’m glad he didn’t. Fluke year. Same for Logan Morrison, and look what he got.

I’m not one of those people who bitches about player salaries. Nor am I one to say “MY TAX DOLLARZ” when a new stadium is built. I’m just remarking at the absurdity of it all - we’re talking about Mike Moustakas here. We all know Moustakas isn’t very good! He had a lucky year and won’t get close to doing that again.…

Exactly - and that’s the crazy part about all of this complaining. People like Mike Moustakas (MIKE MOUSTAKAS!) think they deserve to be overpaid because “that’s just how it works”. Aren’t owners supposed to pay baseball players what they’re worth? Why are we all so freaked out about guys getting paid based on their…

Yeah he’s using a lot of the same words, repeating himself. That said, it’s pretty common in sports, right? “Yep, happy here. Glad to be a part of the team. Working hard. I’ll bat anywhere in the lineup”. He’d probably say the same thing in English, those sports interviews are pretty repetitive sometimes. Good accent…

Gringo here, been living in Guatemala almost 5 years. Can confirm it’s pretty cool to unlock the language and get to the point where you are comfortable thinking in Spanish. My dad was fluent (lived in the DR for years), so growing up watching him speak Spanish and traveling with him in Latin America made me really…

As the old saying goes, “it’s expensive to be poor”. You get smaller loans, no credit, higher interest rates. You want to rent a nicer apartment? Too bad, your credit check doesn’t fulfill the requirements. You want to buy a newer car? That’ll cost $5,000 more than it would for a person with means. You have large…

For anyone else wondering, Randall and Diggins won the gold medal in the “Team Sprint Free” event.

I remember them - in fact those trust fund shitheads were the first people I thought about when I saw this article. Check and mate, buddy!