Thank you! Yes, this is fucking murder.

So the jockey mysteriously falls off the horse for no reason, inches from the finish line, saving the track a half-million dollars? Even the most non-skeptical among us can see that this is a pretty blatant fix, right?

This deal has got to be one of the worst trades ever - not just on paper (did you see what the Marlins got for Stanton?!?!) but also because this was, in fact, called a ‘trade’ in the first place.

Problem is, the poor whites don’t see themselves as poor. Many white voters who voted for Trump voted AGAINST social welfare programs, AGAINST sharing the wealth, AGAINST a fair tax plan for their own income bracket. Why? They don’t see themselves as poor. They refuse to see themselves as unsuccessful, but rather they…

“I was hacked” is such a bullshit cop-out. It works, though! Kind of like the “Now I’m getting death threats” line that racists use after they get called out. Works every time, you go from offender to victim with just a few keystrokes. As for J.B., I don’t think anyone really cares about his porn choices. Delete the…

Right. I was already traveling in Argentina & Uruguay and had planned on going to Brazil, but I didn’t realize about the Visa until it was too late. I didn’t have a week, so I lost out. I live abroad in Latin America so I’m pretty well versed in how strict the US Visa requirements are for non-citizens. I just pulled a…

Congrats. I was going through a last-minute rigamaroo at the Brazilian Embassy in Buenos Aires, but it was such a pain in the ass, I just said fuck it. Glad you got that taken care of, enjoy the trip, sounds very exciting!

Not only that - why would a mother of a crying child stick a camera in his face? Clearly this should be kept private for the kid’s sake, and this should be dealt with via a face-to-face conversation between rational adults. Why did she scramble to pull out her phone and record her kid’s breakdown? The answer is on…

That mother stuck a camera in the kiddo’s face when she saw he was crying because she saw a golden goose. She exploited her kid’s misery for financial gain and posted it on facebook instead of having a chat with other parents and a 1-on-1 with her kiddo. Of course she’s a horrible person. We live in an age where you…

Hope you got that damn Visa requirement taken care of. I didn’t realize they were so strict regarding US Citizens and ended up scrapping the Brazil portion of my Argentina-Uruguay-Brazil trip a few weeks back. Have fun!

In the middle of December no less. That place is going to look like Mars compared to Southern Cal right about now. Any 16 year-old would be in for some real culture-shock if they went to Lithuania for a 2 week vacation. This kid’s going to pack up everything he owns, get on a flight from LAX-LHR-BER-VNO, jump in a…

IF LiAngelo is as bad as you say (I’m not doubting, I just have no clue if the kid’s good or not), then you’re 100% correct. The kid could have rode pine for a few years and picked up a nice university degree in the process. Heck, with that last name he probably could have rode pine and then secured a hefty contract…

I’m a liberal. I happen to agree with one of your takes: Nobody ‘bullied’ her into suicide, she was likely very very very messed up emotionally (hence, porn) before the whole thing even started.

Dallas’ last two opponents have both lost their kickers in the opening minutes of both games, virtually leaving those teams kicker-less for the entire games. If you get 2 straight games against teams that can’t kick field goals, and you lose...well, you suck. No conspiracy here.

OK. Listen, I am at fault here too. I said in my OP that “it’s our fault”. We all need to get better about voting, period. Clinton sucked but we had 2 choices, not voting for Hillary was essentially a vote for Trump and that’s fucked up. Cletus and Bobbie Jo are going to vote next time. They’ll vote for the guy in…

Good point, I see you. Let’s leave California, Illinois and New York out of this. I know there are young voters in Ohio, Wisconsin, and Missouri. They exist, and there are lots of them. And they totally fucked the chicken on this last election. And yeah, we all know Hillary was a terrible choice, but we also knew…

Might be a good time to remind yourselves to get your millennial asses out of bed in a few years and VOTE next time. These nimrods put Trump in office because they were willing to spend a couple hours in line last November and you weren’t. Yes, you actually have to leave the house and spend 35 minutes in your local…

Just walked in the door, checked Deadspin....let out an audible “oooohhhh noooooooo”. Fucking goddamit. What a great pitcher he was, seemed like a cool guy too. I remember when he took out a full-page ad in the Toronto newspapers after going to Philly, thanking the fans etc. Damn.

Right wing Trump voters hate blacks, gays, jews, muslims, asians, and the environment. Left wingers just hate Trump voters.

The sad part about your observation is that these are the exact people who won Trump the election. The USA is overrun with lowbrow, uneducated, angry fools and they are winning. Making fun of them helps ease the pain, but that only makes these right-leaning wingnuts dig in. And - this is the baffling part - the…