I had loud neighbors in Chicago, moved to Central America and I have loud neighbors here. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I had quiet, polite neighbors anywhere in my vicinity. I am beginning to think that Quiet Neighbors do not actually exist. I’ve been thinking about getting a place in the middle of nowhere…

Fair enough. Can you explain how that translates to the headline of this piece?

So, you didn’t get robbed by gunpoint. Your car was robbed, and then you were scared of the policemen because they were Hispanics who just happened to be living in Costa Rica. Oh, and one of them was wearing a salmon-colored t-shirt. Did I miss anything?

Brad Radke

Recovering alcoholic here, celebrating 3 years clean this Tuesday. Just found my new favorite hockey player. Well fucking done, Rich Clune.

This her?

There are teams getting beat 15-0 in this World Cup. The seeding was rigged to maximize attendance. It’s being played on turf to save cash. Nothing about this tournament is first class. This is women’s soccer, not women’s tennis. You have a long way to go before you start getting to bitch about room service.

I think they are tight with expenses for the U20 cup. Certainly tighter than the Men’s World Cup and probably tighter than the WWC as well.

At what point in the season did the Cavs regret that Wiggins/Love trade?

Actually, the writer of that article said: “The only way to change a flawed system is to exploit it and make a mockery of it.” I think he’s right. The good thing to come out of this bad situation is that it won’t happen again.

ACL?

Jeez, this is depressing. How about some positive news about athletes paying their bills? How’s Oddibe McDowell doing on his water bill payments?

Is that Roscoe P. Coltrane with the commentary?

Hell yeah, plus the super slow-mo at the end “shhheee ddwwiddditt aginnnn”.

Sunglasses indoors. Shaggy hair. A car giveaway. Dude on a mic bellowing for crowd to “Make some noy-yez!”

Parents completely ignore their children in public in favor of texting, updating facebook, etc until someone says “hey, maybe you shouldn’t be hauling this kid onto a jumbo jet and stuffing him under your seat for 4 hours” and then, by God, they’ve hit the jackpot and out comes the Nancy Kerrigan impersonation: “why…

The Atlanta Thrashers just dug through the trash and used the leftovers, and then the Oklahoma City Thunder took what was left after that.

The GM is going to be the manager now? Walleye’ll be damned.

The best part about purchasing a $464 Delta Platinum seat at Citi Field? Really good WiFi.

....when he played for the Vikings.