Is that Roscoe P. Coltrane with the commentary?

Hell yeah, plus the super slow-mo at the end “shhheee ddwwiddditt aginnnn”.

Sunglasses indoors. Shaggy hair. A car giveaway. Dude on a mic bellowing for crowd to “Make some noy-yez!”

Parents completely ignore their children in public in favor of texting, updating facebook, etc until someone says “hey, maybe you shouldn’t be hauling this kid onto a jumbo jet and stuffing him under your seat for 4 hours” and then, by God, they’ve hit the jackpot and out comes the Nancy Kerrigan impersonation: “why…

The Atlanta Thrashers just dug through the trash and used the leftovers, and then the Oklahoma City Thunder took what was left after that.

The GM is going to be the manager now? Walleye’ll be damned.

The best part about purchasing a $464 Delta Platinum seat at Citi Field? Really good WiFi.

....when he played for the Vikings.

Because I’m a sports fan, and when I see a headline that says “The Rockets WON Last Night???” I am now interested in learning what the hell’s going on.

Ever try and write one of these things under the assumption that not all readers are watching the NBA Playoffs? Is it that hard to include something like “The Clippers now lead the series 3-2” or something like that? I know people will tell me to go to another site and fuck off (such is the internet), but gee whiz…

Welcome to the Internet!

Ah, Southport & Grace. You couldn’t try harder to find a more typical intersection for a young Chicagoan’s new place if you went to Central Casting. My first apartment in Chicago was later in life (25) and being a daring lad, I moved closer to Belmont & Broadway in (GASP) Lakeview. My friends thought I was a maverick,…

How do you know the perp in this story was from Lombard? Details, please!

Former long-time Chicagoan here. Loved your comment. I’d argue that the worst fans are the beer-soaked Big Ten U recent grads in the bleachers. The ass-wiper here fits that demographic to a tee: White, mid-20’s, drunk, and behaving like she’s in the student section at a Wisconsin vs. Michigan State football game.…

The Deadspin article that follows this one is the daily “Craft Brews are the Fuckin’ Best” segment. Maybe if you guys did your part and stopped glorifying alcohol, that would be a step in the right direction on your end.

I’m a 40 year-old dude, and I settle down into a relationship about once per year these days. At this stage in my dating life there’s no “casual”, no gray area. If a woman has sex with me more than once, the needle on the Long Term O-Meter starts jumping.

“maybe it’s part of the media’s job to save victims from the narrative of their abusers.”

The reason us native Chicagoans don’t hate O’Hare is because the alternative is Midway!

This girl gets to play with the ROOTS and she's more excited about her Taylor Swift tickets. :/

Here in Central America, tipping is automatically included on every bill. It's called a "service charge" and it comes on most every restaurant tab. Pretty nifty. I also leave a dollar or two extra in most cases. However, at mom-and-pop outfits you'll only get a handwritten tab and usually the service charge is…