Agreed. I think women kinda do use that to their advantage when facing a judge, even in this day in age. "I loved him and he tricked my lady-brain" usually works when women are arrested as part of a criminal duo. Meanwhile, "I loved him and couldn't help stalking his new girlfriend because my lady-mind was all…

Meh. These things look like the Palm Pilots of their era. A plastic clip on thing that gives you very basic data. You could be waving to your grandma, jerking off, or doing pull ups, and it doesn't know the diff. I suppose it's good that these things are out there, because it will lead to better technology. We're…

I went to rehab too - but mine was more of a "no frills" type of joint for alcoholics. It was downtown and my roommate looked like Fidel Castro. That said, I'm glad equine therapy worked for you. I don't have any experience with animals in rehab, but I did meet with plenty of other human beings, one of whom was my…

Ambien?

You forgot to mention one key fact: the Minnesota Vikings want to WIN football games. The team is a business, and that is their #1 objective, as a business. When forced to choose between "doing the right thing" and "keeping shareholders", most businesses in the world will choose to keep shareholders. Just look at…

Thank God for the 2nd Amendment. Our Founding Fathers would have been damn proud to see that coach trundle over to his Subaru and wave his mighty pistol at angry Pop Warner parents.

Yeah, having that kind of BAC content during a weekday afternoon is a pretty surefire sign of advanced alcoholism. Glad nobody was hurt, at least not too badly. As you said, this kind of embarrassing wake-up call can mark "rock bottom" and actually might put her on a path to recovery. Here's hoping she has family…

If this doesn't have to do with substance abuse and it truly is just a family matter — the Minnesota Twins should be calling Ron by the time the World Series starts. He'd be great.

So...you're ripping Minnesota because the Fargo TV show wasn't filmed there? Dude, you're going off the rails here.

Damn, a practice squad player makes $6,300 per week? Huh.

Hey Republicans....she's one of yours.

LOL.

I'm in an auction draft next weekend - is he going to be worth #1 WR status in Fantasy?

He gone!

Side question: WTF is Tony Stewart doing racing in some rinky dink go-kart circuit in upstate New York on a Saturday night?

She's Minnesota native, to be sure.

You'd think Hamas would also have access to these facts - and realize that firing pea-shooter missiles into Israel probably isn't worth it. Yet Hamas continues to praise their invisible man in the sky, sacrificing their own innocent bystanders for some primitive religious belief. Just because the Israelis are…

Thurman Thomas' wife talks about Jesus quite a bit. I made fun of her once for it and she became rather upset, and tweet-roped Thurman into the argument. He called me a "fool", and then blocked me. His wife was super pissed off though, and kept ripping me for days.

That's true. My father is gay and he came out around 1987, when I was about 12. This was definitely NOT COOL, especially since I was just entering Junior High and I was a young boy who was interested in sports, friends, and girls. Yikes. I was terrified people would find out. In my head, I figured it was my job…

Ha, dude next to Phil is like "WTF, man? Back up from my stack!"